mothergothell:

recoveringheroinaddict:

People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: recoveringheroinaddic-t)

(Reblogged from leaguebunny)

thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

(Reblogged from the-goggles)
waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

(Source: loboculiao)

(Reblogged from redenigma)
lion:

that time Uncle Phil got hood real fast

lion:

that time Uncle Phil got hood real fast

(Reblogged from freshprincesubs)

buffyshot:

Hams & Glutes 😘

(Reblogged from buffyshot)

mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

(Reblogged from redenigma)

secretpapi:

radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:

jackin off is a myth

guess that makes me a mythbuster

(Reblogged from radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea)
(Reblogged from textmesomethingdirty)
unirony:

ok but what do u expect 2 happen when u combine food n fire n present it 2 a dog

unirony:

ok but what do u expect 2 happen when u combine food n fire n present it 2 a dog

(Reblogged from radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea)

activatedcarbon:

The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.

(Source: activatedcarbong)

(Reblogged from the-pietriarchy)